📺 favorite??? i can’t pick a favorite!! they’re all so special and amazing and–
📺 peridot!
👁🗨What are you talking about.
📺they asked who our favorite Crystal Gem is!
👁🗨The best gem is Pearl.
👁🗨We’ve discussed this.
📺 i don’t need much at all, actually!! i just plug in my tv while i sleep and that’s enough that i don’t feel tired or anything!!
📺
i can eat tho! it does give me some energy, but usually not enough to notice!! maybe because i can’t eat the same way humans can?
👁🗨I’m a normal size.
👁🗨Draw???
📺i think i know what drawing is!! it’s like… when you make a cute two dimensional image of something!
👁🗨That’s stupid. They can OBVIOUSLY see us!!
📺i’ve never drawn before, so let me see what i can do…
👁🗨Whatever! Fine!
👁🗨 …
👁🗨 I…. what? Of course I’m…
👁🗨 oH I SEE WHAT YOU’RE DOING! You’re trying to get INFORMATION out of me!!
👁🗨 FLATTERY WILL GET YOU NOWHERE HUMAN!!!
👁🗨SHUT UP! What do you humans know about that anyway!! You don’t have anything in your bodies!!
📺(its okay Local!! we don’t have to fight!!)
📺i like human technology! i just find whatever i can in the junkyard and fix it back up so it works again! broken machines make me sad.
📺my tv was the first inhabitable thing i found when i crashed!! i like it a lot.
👁🗨IS THIS A THREAT?
👁🗨I WASN’T JOKING, HUMAN, I WILL BITE YOU
👁🗨I WILL TELEKINETICALLY FLING YOU
👁🗨DO NOT TOUCH ME
👁🗨"“"Pet”“”?
📺Oh! Pets are, um…
📺its an organism thats smaller than– wait they arent always smaller, um… its an organism that– wait havent there been robot pets? uh……..
📺its something thats different from you that you keep and take care of!! and it loves you!!
👁🗨it’s another word for roommate?
📺y’know, it could be!
👁🗨Then yes. I have a normal number of human pets!
📺(i also keep some snails in my room! dont tell local tho xe doesnt like bugs in the house)
👁🗨I have ONE! For my disguise! Which is the correct number of hats because you cAN ONLY WEAR ONE AT A TIME!
👁🗨Why do humans hoard so many clothes?
👁🗨No, I don’t have a “favourite” failed earth animal.
📺i haven’t heard a lot about them but i know humans like them a lot!! they seem really dangerous tho
📺oh!! are they like the monsters that come out on halloween? where you have to honour them to keep them from coming out and attacking?